December 2011
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Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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October 2011
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Oct 18th
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Oct 7th
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September 2011
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Sep 24th
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Whoops Sorry...
Sorry to the 3 (+/- 2) people that read my blog on a daily basis. I have been occupied trying to make the transition from CollegeLyfe to EmployedLyfe. Posts to come once my life slows down a little.
Sep 20th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 7th
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I was in the mall today riding the escalator. I noticed there are bristles above the steps right by your shoes. I wondered what they were for. I assumed for cleaning your shoes. That, or to tickle your feet when you wear sandals. Or to massage your calves. Or maybe to make the escalator look fancy. None of these are remotely close.   Your welcome, Internet.
Sep 5th
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Old School - Prometheus and Bob
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen a real moon bear?
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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3 Creeping Techniques that NEVER Work
Creeping (verb) - To be creepy or stalk someone inappropriately. Creeping on someone you don’t know at all is never a good idea. To save you the embarrassment of having your ass beat down in the middle of the library, here are 3 creeping techniques that should never be used. Technique #1: The Phantom Post This technique is performed by strategically placing a comment into a Facebook post...
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 11th
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Larry talks to the Newspaper
As a student I had the misfortune of having a soccer coach who ascended straight from the bowels of hell to help coach our team out of its 2-18 season, we will call him “Mark”. Mark was an asshole. Surprisingly, the salary of a perpetually loosing assistant soccer coach was not enough to make a living. To compensate he took a job writing for a local paper as a sports editor. Larry...
Aug 4th
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Aug 2nd
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Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Anonymous asked: How do moon bears reproduce in space? Doesn't the sperm just float away?
Jul 31st
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 19th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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"I have a wig for everyone in the office."
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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