Creeping (verb) - To be creepy or stalk someone inappropriately.
Creeping on someone you don’t know at all is never a good idea. To save you the embarrassment of having your ass beat down in the middle of the library, here are 3 creeping techniques that should never be used.
Technique #1: The Phantom Post
This technique is performed by strategically placing a comment into a Facebook post in hopes of gaining attention from a stranger. I have seen this used many times and would estimate the failure rate at approx. 95%. Resist the urge to comment on posts that do not pertain to you as it usually results in extreme humiliation and sometimes an ass beating. The following example demonstrates a failed attempt at the Phantom Post. (Click Pic to Enlarge)
As you can see, despite Walter’s best efforts he will now be shunned from society and likely be jacked into a wall at some point in the near future. Despite what your fellow creepers have led you to believe, the Phantom Post will not help you score before the Spring Fling dance. Your best bet is to fire up the laptop and continue your daily Google search for “17 year olds + dogs”.